Sarah Neighed For Charlie Daniels

(Quick off the top of my haid) Da dibble go down to Georgia A town in Texas, who knew He went on de run He took his six gun Lookin' for to doo wacka doo. He comed across a young sure-shot Targetin' a hickory stump Dibble feelin' sly Slithered up to this guy And patted him upon the rump. "What you doin' mistuh? You hyeh lookin' to die? We'll duel then you'll End up a dead fool For layin' yo' hand on my thigh." Dey faced off and Johnny drew But de dibble had drawn his too They pissed in the wind They humped and they sinned And de dibble got his koo koo ka joo.