Beryl Edmonds Poet Limerick

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Santa On Zoom

This year Santa's requests come by Zoom 
And a flat-chested Miss full of gloom 
She asked 'please do your best'
I'd love a double D breast 
He obliged and she's now in full bloom.. 

Another asked for a new nose 
'Cause the one I’ve got just grows and grows  
Truly I am not fibbing 
And I take so much ribbing 
You should hear the din when it blows.

Santa soon became really depressed 
He'd had so many awkward requests  
He felt so fool of doom
He got rid of his Zoom
And concluded a letter is best. 

9th December 2020

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Jan Allison December 10, 2020 at 4:07 PM A fabulous string of limericks Belle:-) hugs jan xx Beryl Edmonds December 10, 2020 at 5:38 PM Thank you Jan... hugs Belle :-)

Jennifer Proxenos December 10, 2020 at 9:35 AM Such a great guy is Santa, he kept giving what what asked of him on zoom, but after a few awkward requests, decided a letter would be best - Great write Belle, a fave. Hugs and blessings, Jennifer. Beryl Edmonds December 10, 2020 at 10:05 AM Thanks a lot Jennifer, loved your reply... Hugs and blessings to you too, Belle

Victor Buhagiar December 10, 2020 at 2:02 AM Loved your limericks. I'm not much good at them. You did well. ~~ Beryl Edmonds December 10, 2020 at 10:04 AM I’m sure you would be good at Limericks Victor, they’re such fun. Thank you, Belle

Gershon Wolf December 9, 2020 at 6:09 PM Aw, gee. Santa was doing such a great job. Wish I could have zoomed him a couple requests. Oh, well... Very well penned, Belle! :) gw Beryl Edmonds December 10, 2020 at 10:02 AM Thank you Gershon, you’ll have to send a letter of requests before it’s too late... Belle :-)

Rico Leffanta December 9, 2020 at 10:47 AM I'm with Santa on this one! Aloha! Rico Beryl Edmonds December 9, 2020 at 12:58 PM So am I Rico, thank you... Belle :-)

Alexis Y. December 9, 2020 at 8:48 AM Hi Belle, Good limericks for the holiday season. All of the many wishes on zoom is even giving Ole Saint Nick the blues! I enjoyed the read. Have a nice day:-) Alexis Beryl Edmonds December 9, 2020 at 12:57 PM Ha, thank you Alexis, love the rhyme. A nice day is wished for you too... Belle :-)

Regina Mcintosh December 9, 2020 at 3:51 AM Love these, sweet friend. God bless you again and again :) Beryl Edmonds December 9, 2020 at 6:07 AM Thank you and God bless you over and over again Regina dear friend... Belle :-)

Anne-Lise Andresen December 9, 2020 at 1:55 AM - Even Santa Claus can not conjure ... we have too many wishes ... and way too big :) - A lovely and fun poem, Belle :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Beryl Edmonds December 9, 2020 at 6:05 AM Thank you Anne-Lise, the biggest wish on everyone’s list must be to see the ending of covid. Hugs to you too, Belle :-)