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This year Santa's requests come by Zoom And a flat-chested Miss full of gloom She asked 'please do your best' I'd love a double D breast He obliged and she's now in full bloom.. Another asked for a new nose 'Cause the one I’ve got just grows and grows Truly I am not fibbing And I take so much ribbing You should hear the din when it blows. Santa soon became really depressed He'd had so many awkward requests He felt so fool of doom He got rid of his Zoom And concluded a letter is best. 9th December 2020

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Jan Allison

Date: 12/10/2020 4:07:00 PM

A fabulous string of limericks Belle:-) hugs jan xx

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 12/10/2020 5:38:00 PM

Thank you Jan... hugs Belle :-)

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 12/10/2020 9:35:00 AM

Such a great guy is Santa, he kept giving what what asked of him on zoom, but after a few awkward requests, decided a letter would be best - Great write Belle, a fave. Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 12/10/2020 10:05:00 AM

Thanks a lot Jennifer, loved your reply... Hugs and blessings to you too, Belle

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 12/10/2020 2:02:00 AM

Loved your limericks. I'm not much good at them. You did well. ~~

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 12/10/2020 10:04:00 AM

I’m sure you would be good at Limericks Victor, they’re such fun. Thank you, Belle

Gershon Wolf

Date: 12/9/2020 6:09:00 PM

Aw, gee. Santa was doing such a great job. Wish I could have zoomed him a couple requests. Oh, well... Very well penned, Belle! :) gw

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 12/10/2020 10:02:00 AM

Thank you Gershon, you’ll have to send a letter of requests before it’s too late... Belle :-)

Rico Leffanta

Date: 12/9/2020 10:47:00 AM

I'm with Santa on this one! Aloha! Rico

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 12/9/2020 12:58:00 PM

So am I Rico, thank you... Belle :-)

Alexis Y.

Date: 12/9/2020 8:48:00 AM

Hi Belle, Good limericks for the holiday season. All of the many wishes on zoom is even giving Ole Saint Nick the blues! I enjoyed the read. Have a nice day:-) Alexis

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 12/9/2020 12:57:00 PM

Ha, thank you Alexis, love the rhyme. A nice day is wished for you too... Belle :-)

Regina Mcintosh

Date: 12/9/2020 3:51:00 AM

Love these, sweet friend. God bless you again and again :)

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 12/9/2020 6:07:00 AM

Thank you and God bless you over and over again Regina dear friend... Belle :-)

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 12/9/2020 1:55:00 AM

- Even Santa Claus can not conjure ... we have too many wishes ... and way too big :) - A lovely and fun poem, Belle :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 12/9/2020 6:05:00 AM

Thank you Anne-Lise, the biggest wish on everyone’s list must be to see the ending of covid. Hugs to you too, Belle :-)