Santa Hits the Snooze Button
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Santa Hits The Snooze Button
Santa went out last night dressed as mutton
drinking too much at the costume party.
Being a glutton woke up with a hearty
hangover.
He turned over
and hit the snooze button one more time.
Mrs. Santa gave him a cup of lime,
tomato juice, and beer to get over
the hangover.
Wake up. Wake up. Please wake up.
I can't. I stayed out too late with Buttercup.
I ate and drank until it I tossed up
all of my cookies and liquor sup.
Santa! Wake up. Please wake up
before the morn and children wake up.
Rudolph battery is running low
before it goes while it still glows
you need to deliver all the children's toys.
You're going to ruin the joy of the girls and boys.
12/18/2018
Poetry Contest: 'CHRISTMAS CHEER'
Sponsored By: Kim Rodrigues
Title Chosen: Santa Hits The Snooze Button
Copyright © Eve Roper | Year Posted 2018
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