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Santa Hits the Snooze Button

Santa Hits The Snooze Button


Santa went out last night dressed as mutton 
drinking too much at the costume party.
Being a glutton woke up with a hearty 
hangover.

He turned over
and hit the snooze button one more time. 
Mrs. Santa gave him a cup of lime,
tomato juice, and beer to get over
the hangover. 

Wake up. Wake up. Please wake up.

I can't. I stayed out too late with Buttercup.
I ate and drank until it I tossed up 
all of my cookies and liquor sup.

Santa! Wake up. Please wake up 
before the morn and children wake up.

Rudolph battery is running low
before it goes while it still glows 
you need to deliver all the children's toys. 
You're going to ruin the joy of the girls and boys.


12/18/2018

Poetry Contest: 'CHRISTMAS CHEER'  
Sponsored By:	Kim Rodrigues
Title Chosen: Santa Hits The Snooze Button

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Ann Gilmour December 28, 2018 at 2:04 AM A fun poem Eve many congrats. They can always rely on the Mrs to bring them back to reality, haha. Kindest thoughts and wishing health and happiness for 2019, Ann xx

Jan Allison December 27, 2018 at 7:37 PM such a cute poem Eve, i love your interpretation of the theme, many congrats:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues December 26, 2018 at 11:16 PM Who else to wake up Santa Claus and get him moving, even after a night out! Congrats, Eve, on your win in my contest! <3 Kim Eve Roper December 27, 2018 at 12:05 PM Thank you, Kim, for liking my poem and letting be on your winners list. This is what makes a person want to keep writing. Happy New Year! Hugs Eve~`*

Mike Gentile December 20, 2018 at 10:19 AM This is just so cute Eve or should I say "Christmas" Eve xxoo Happy Thursday Eve Roper December 27, 2018 at 12:04 PM Thank you, Mike, for your compliment. . Happy New Year! Hugs Eve~`*

Nette Onclaud December 19, 2018 at 1:53 PM eve, such a disarming write... i'm all smiles!...huggs and a blessed holyday! Eve Roper December 27, 2018 at 12:03 PM Thank you,Nette, for your wonderful kind inspirational compliment. This is what makes a person want to keep writing. Happy New Year! Hugs Eve~`*

Subimal Sinha-Roy December 19, 2018 at 10:56 AM Very funny and enjoyable. Merry Christmas, Eve Eve Roper December 27, 2018 at 12:02 PM Thank you, Subimal, for your compliment. Happy New Year! Hugs Eve~`*

Heidi Sands December 19, 2018 at 7:38 AM Great one Eve! lol :) Eve Roper December 19, 2018 at 8:25 AM Thank you Heidi, enjoyed reading.. Have a very Merry Christmas. Eve

Sand Blown December 19, 2018 at 5:37 AM for a second there...that read 'santa hit the booze button'...lol...memories Eve Roper December 19, 2018 at 8:25 AM Thank you, Sand, I'm glad you enjoyed reading.Maybe I need to change the title to Booze. Have a very Merry Christmas. Eve

Tom Cunningham December 19, 2018 at 2:52 AM Haha, lovely Christmas verse Eve, no sympathy for Santa though, once he's out in the cold his head should clear lol. I hope you have a peaceful Christmas with your family. It can be an emotional time, because loved ones are always in our hearts and minds. Tom. Eve Roper December 19, 2018 at 8:23 AM Thank you, Tom, I am glad you enjoyed it .. You too have a very Merry Christmas . Eve