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Santa Hits The Snooze Button Santa went out last night dressed as mutton drinking too much at the costume party. Being a glutton woke up with a hearty hangover. He turned over and hit the snooze button one more time. Mrs. Santa gave him a cup of lime, tomato juice, and beer to get over the hangover. Wake up. Wake up. Please wake up. I can't. I stayed out too late with Buttercup. I ate and drank until it I tossed up all of my cookies and liquor sup. Santa! Wake up. Please wake up before the morn and children wake up. Rudolph battery is running low before it goes while it still glows you need to deliver all the children's toys. You're going to ruin the joy of the girls and boys. 12/18/2018 Poetry Contest: 'CHRISTMAS CHEER' Sponsored By: Kim Rodrigues Title Chosen: Santa Hits The Snooze Button

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Ann Gilmour

Date: 12/28/2018 2:04:00 AM

A fun poem Eve many congrats. They can always rely on the Mrs to bring them back to reality, haha. Kindest thoughts and wishing health and happiness for 2019, Ann xx

Jan Allison

Date: 12/27/2018 7:37:00 PM

such a cute poem Eve, i love your interpretation of the theme, many congrats:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 12/26/2018 11:16:00 PM

Who else to wake up Santa Claus and get him moving, even after a night out! Congrats, Eve, on your win in my contest! <3 Kim

Eve Roper
Date: 12/27/2018 12:05:00 PM

Thank you, Kim, for liking my poem and letting be on your winners list. This is what makes a person want to keep writing. Happy New Year! Hugs Eve~`*

Mike Gentile

Date: 12/20/2018 10:19:00 AM

This is just so cute Eve or should I say "Christmas" Eve xxoo Happy Thursday

Eve Roper
Date: 12/27/2018 12:04:00 PM

Thank you, Mike, for your compliment. . Happy New Year! Hugs Eve~`*

Nette Onclaud

Date: 12/19/2018 1:53:00 PM

eve, such a disarming write... i'm all smiles!...huggs and a blessed holyday!

Eve Roper
Date: 12/27/2018 12:03:00 PM

Thank you,Nette, for your wonderful kind inspirational compliment. This is what makes a person want to keep writing. Happy New Year! Hugs Eve~`*

Subimal Sinha-Roy

Date: 12/19/2018 10:56:00 AM

Very funny and enjoyable. Merry Christmas, Eve

Eve Roper
Date: 12/27/2018 12:02:00 PM

Thank you, Subimal, for your compliment. Happy New Year! Hugs Eve~`*

Heidi Sands

Date: 12/19/2018 7:38:00 AM

Great one Eve! lol :)

Eve Roper
Date: 12/19/2018 8:25:00 AM

Thank you Heidi, enjoyed reading.. Have a very Merry Christmas. Eve

Sand Blown

Date: 12/19/2018 5:37:00 AM

for a second there...that read 'santa hit the booze button'...lol...memories

Eve Roper
Date: 12/19/2018 8:25:00 AM

Thank you, Sand, I'm glad you enjoyed reading.Maybe I need to change the title to Booze. Have a very Merry Christmas. Eve

Tom Cunningham

Date: 12/19/2018 2:52:00 AM

Haha, lovely Christmas verse Eve, no sympathy for Santa though, once he's out in the cold his head should clear lol. I hope you have a peaceful Christmas with your family. It can be an emotional time, because loved ones are always in our hearts and minds. Tom.

Eve Roper
Date: 12/19/2018 8:23:00 AM

Thank you, Tom, I am glad you enjoyed it .. You too have a very Merry Christmas . Eve