Santa

Dear Santa, I think i saw you once last year, You invaded our refrigerator for beer. You must have been really drunk, Cause you left us with a smelly skunk. Sure you put candy in socks, But you also gave us chicken pox. Sick we were in our beds, Our throats and lungs were beat red. Ill get you back i swear i will, I shall give you a fat burning pill. A skinny Santa you will be, Your clothes will fall all over me, Laugh how ill laugh, As it will be funny to see, A naked Santa Wanna be!!!!!