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Santa claus never uses the door He prefers to climb down the chimney . Being quite fat How does he achieve that It's also a little bit windy. So come Christmas eve I'll wait and see If Santa climbs up on my roof. If he fails to appear Then it's quite clear Santa's story is not really true. Ahh!

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Date: 11/15/2024 1:56:00 AM
St Nicholas did exist and was charitable. The idea of modern Santa is just commercial. Hope the poor people get some help.
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John Read
Date: 11/15/2024 8:45:00 AM
Thanks Victor I do know that, hopefully the poor will get the help they need.
Date: 11/14/2024 6:45:00 PM
A neighbor informed me at 5 years old. I told my brother…sit down, I have something to tell you - Santa’s not real, but the Great Pumpkin…Charlie Brown
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John Read
Date: 11/15/2024 8:44:00 AM
Ahh Kim that was so unkind of your neighbour, hopefully you never believed him. Xx
Date: 11/14/2024 11:19:00 AM
What a fun "Santa" write. The man with the red suit may not be true. Anyone can be "Santa" if they have love/giving in their heart. I taught this to my son when he was little. Have a fun day writing away.............
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John Read
Date: 11/15/2024 8:41:00 AM
Thank you Paula I still believe.
Date: 11/13/2024 9:21:00 PM
Aw, I saw Santa kissing the Tooth Fairy the other day on Love Boat, making their way to Fantasy Island. ~ De Plane, De Plane..
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John Read
Date: 11/14/2024 7:54:00 AM
Aw so he is real.
Date: 11/13/2024 12:04:00 PM
- It's been several years since I saw this figure in a red suit... (no gifts for my house... I don't need anything)... but he exists, John :) - hugs
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John Read
Date: 11/13/2024 12:21:00 PM
Hi Anne, I never did get my bike,if he leaves it any later I'll need a wheelchair, thank you for your visit and comment God bless you. Xx
Date: 11/12/2024 2:58:00 PM
Hello John, let me know if you do see Santa. enjoy your evening my friend. /Darlene/ xx
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Darlene De Beaulieu
Date: 11/13/2024 10:00:00 AM
Hello John, You will try to keep awake, only to end up sleeping through the night. Yes you can try to be awake. Good luck. /Darlene/ xx
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John Read
Date: 11/13/2024 8:07:00 AM
Certainly will Darlene but I can't promise you anything lol.xx
Date: 11/12/2024 2:52:00 PM
Santa went on a diet one year - He looked very svelte in his new gear - But the wife didn’t like it - Was no longer excited - So she fed him well all the next year…… Beryl
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John Read
Date: 11/13/2024 8:15:00 AM
Santa's wife thought he looked great, even though he put on so much weight, but the reindeers complained, about the weight he had gained, for they had to pull the sleigh.
Date: 11/12/2024 10:13:00 AM
Lol, don't let the kids see this one. Tom
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John Read
Date: 11/12/2024 10:31:00 AM
Hi Tom, I'll do my best have a lovely evening. John
Date: 11/11/2024 10:15:00 PM
Ha. Nice little amusing one for Xmas.
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John Read
Date: 11/12/2024 8:04:00 AM
Thank you Andrea so nice hearing from you. Xx
Date: 11/11/2024 3:53:00 PM
This is a lovely right,eventhough we are not kids, we still facy about him, do we not? A wonderfully whimsical write! Hogs,Pangie xx
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John Read
Date: 11/12/2024 8:06:00 AM
Hi Pangie we're still young at heart aren't we. Xx
Date: 11/11/2024 2:52:00 PM
Always interesting to read a story about Odin, er, Santa
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Tom Woody
Date: 11/12/2024 9:34:00 AM
Well, I did have a stiff espresso before posting
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John Read
Date: 11/12/2024 8:07:00 AM
Hi Tom you ain't been drinking again have you lol.
Date: 11/11/2024 9:54:00 AM
You figured it out John it took me years too, lol. Enjoyed reading your Santa creation...
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John Read
Date: 11/11/2024 9:57:00 AM
Hi Michael it's taken me quite awhile, thank you for your visit and comment.

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