John Read Poet Rhyme

Santa

Santa claus 
never uses the door 
He prefers to climb down the chimney .

Being quite fat
How does he achieve that 
It's also a little bit windy. 

So come Christmas eve 
I'll wait and see
If Santa climbs up on my roof. 

If he fails to appear 
Then it's quite clear 
Santa's story is not really true. 


Ahh!

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Victor Buhagiar November 15, 2024 at 1:56 AM St Nicholas did exist and was charitable. The idea of modern Santa is just commercial. Hope the poor people get some help. John Read November 15, 2024 at 8:45 AM Thanks Victor I do know that, hopefully the poor will get the help they need.

Kim Rodrigues November 14, 2024 at 6:45 PM A neighbor informed me at 5 years old. I told my brother…sit down, I have something to tell you - Santa’s not real, but the Great Pumpkin…Charlie Brown John Read November 15, 2024 at 8:44 AM Ahh Kim that was so unkind of your neighbour, hopefully you never believed him. Xx

Paula Goldsmith November 14, 2024 at 11:19 AM What a fun "Santa" write. The man with the red suit may not be true. Anyone can be "Santa" if they have love/giving in their heart. I taught this to my son when he was little. Have a fun day writing away............. John Read November 15, 2024 at 8:41 AM Thank you Paula I still believe.

Gershon Wolf November 13, 2024 at 9:21 PM Aw, I saw Santa kissing the Tooth Fairy the other day on Love Boat, making their way to Fantasy Island. ~ De Plane, De Plane.. John Read November 14, 2024 at 7:54 AM Aw so he is real.

Anne-Lise Andresen November 13, 2024 at 12:04 PM - It's been several years since I saw this figure in a red suit... (no gifts for my house... I don't need anything)... but he exists, John :) - hugs John Read November 13, 2024 at 12:21 PM Hi Anne, I never did get my bike,if he leaves it any later I'll need a wheelchair, thank you for your visit and comment God bless you. Xx

Darlene De Beaulieu November 12, 2024 at 2:58 PM Hello John, let me know if you do see Santa. enjoy your evening my friend. /Darlene/ xx Darlene De Beaulieu November 13, 2024 at 10:00 AM Hello John, You will try to keep awake, only to end up sleeping through the night. Yes you can try to be awake. Good luck. /Darlene/ xx John Read November 13, 2024 at 8:07 AM Certainly will Darlene but I can't promise you anything lol.xx

Beryl Edmonds November 12, 2024 at 2:52 PM Santa went on a diet one year - He looked very svelte in his new gear - But the wife didn’t like it - Was no longer excited - So she fed him well all the next year…… Beryl John Read November 13, 2024 at 8:15 AM Santa's wife thought he looked great, even though he put on so much weight, but the reindeers complained, about the weight he had gained, for they had to pull the sleigh.

Tom Cunningham November 12, 2024 at 10:13 AM Lol, don't let the kids see this one. Tom John Read November 12, 2024 at 10:31 AM Hi Tom, I'll do my best have a lovely evening. John

Andrea Dietrich November 11, 2024 at 10:15 PM Ha. Nice little amusing one for Xmas. John Read November 12, 2024 at 8:04 AM Thank you Andrea so nice hearing from you. Xx

Panagiota Romios November 11, 2024 at 3:53 PM This is a lovely right,eventhough we are not kids, we still facy about him, do we not? A wonderfully whimsical write! Hogs,Pangie xx John Read November 12, 2024 at 8:06 AM Hi Pangie we're still young at heart aren't we. Xx

Michael Tor November 11, 2024 at 9:54 AM You figured it out John it took me years too, lol. Enjoyed reading your Santa creation... John Read November 11, 2024 at 9:57 AM Hi Michael it's taken me quite awhile, thank you for your visit and comment.