Santa

Santa claus 
never uses the door 
He prefers to climb down the chimney .

Being quite fat
How does he achieve that 
It's also a little bit windy. 

So come Christmas eve 
I'll wait and see
If Santa climbs up on my roof. 

If he fails to appear 
Then it's quite clear 
Santa's story is not really true. 


Ahh!

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Victor Buhagiar

Date: 11/15/2024 1:56:00 AM

St Nicholas did exist and was charitable. The idea of modern Santa is just commercial. Hope the poor people get some help.

John Read
Date: 11/15/2024 8:45:00 AM

Thanks Victor I do know that, hopefully the poor will get the help they need.

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 11/14/2024 6:45:00 PM

A neighbor informed me at 5 years old. I told my brother…sit down, I have something to tell you - Santa’s not real, but the Great Pumpkin…Charlie Brown

John Read
Date: 11/15/2024 8:44:00 AM

Ahh Kim that was so unkind of your neighbour, hopefully you never believed him. Xx

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 11/14/2024 11:19:00 AM

What a fun "Santa" write. The man with the red suit may not be true. Anyone can be "Santa" if they have love/giving in their heart. I taught this to my son when he was little. Have a fun day writing away.............

John Read
Date: 11/15/2024 8:41:00 AM

Thank you Paula I still believe.

Gershon Wolf

Date: 11/13/2024 9:21:00 PM

Aw, I saw Santa kissing the Tooth Fairy the other day on Love Boat, making their way to Fantasy Island. ~ De Plane, De Plane..

John Read
Date: 11/14/2024 7:54:00 AM

Aw so he is real.

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 11/13/2024 12:04:00 PM

- It's been several years since I saw this figure in a red suit... (no gifts for my house... I don't need anything)... but he exists, John :) - hugs

John Read
Date: 11/13/2024 12:21:00 PM

Hi Anne, I never did get my bike,if he leaves it any later I'll need a wheelchair, thank you for your visit and comment God bless you. Xx

Darlene De Beaulieu

Date: 11/12/2024 2:58:00 PM

Hello John, let me know if you do see Santa. enjoy your evening my friend. /Darlene/ xx

Darlene De Beaulieu
Date: 11/13/2024 10:00:00 AM

Hello John, You will try to keep awake, only to end up sleeping through the night. Yes you can try to be awake. Good luck. /Darlene/ xx

John Read
Date: 11/13/2024 8:07:00 AM

Certainly will Darlene but I can't promise you anything lol.xx

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 11/12/2024 2:52:00 PM

Santa went on a diet one year - He looked very svelte in his new gear - But the wife didn’t like it - Was no longer excited - So she fed him well all the next year…… Beryl

John Read
Date: 11/13/2024 8:15:00 AM

Santa's wife thought he looked great, even though he put on so much weight, but the reindeers complained, about the weight he had gained, for they had to pull the sleigh.