Sandwiches

The Earl of Sandwich created the sandwich, so it is alleged, So as not to interrupt a gamblin' game in which he'd hedged! If he'd used his given name, Montague, for that repast instead, We'd be eatin' "Montagues", not sandwiches, with our bread! I 'spose it was the genesis of fast foods with its debut. It's outlasted passing fads such as meat and cheese fondue. Entrepreneurs since have created every type of combination, To slap between two slices of bread for our delectation! As soon as they're weened, kids want betwixt their bread, Peanut butter and any kind of jelly, liberally spread! Who can resist a delectable sandwich of cheese and salami, Or slices of rye, piled high with mustard and pastrami? Ain't nothin' like a reuben with beef, cheese and sauerkraut, Between rye with horseradish hot enough to make you shout! Even those fried egg sandwiches my Mom fixed for school, I could hardly wait to eat - even they made me drool! From steaks, chops and mashed pertaters I can refrain, But I really do need my sandwich fix now and again. It's makin' me salivate just writin' about all this baloney, So I think I'll go fix myself a rye, cheese and pepperoni! Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired (© All Right Reserved)