Sandee My Sister

Sandee kicks off her blue slippers, and pulls up her feet. Cozy and warm, inside, where snow cannot reach the heat. Mouse Swallower is in window, with back to the glass. Skunk Boy is firmly attached to her round corpulent ass. Oops. Sorry if this offends, but I always tell it like it is. It’s a curse of the family. Sandee is my sister, the whiz. She devours books, especially romance novels at night. I imagine if a real man showed up, she’d chase him off with her right. Yes, she is mighty, my sister, who looks cozy in this winter scene. You cannot tell it by looking, but she can be biting and mean. To humans especially, for she never met one that she liked. The children at school would be shocked that she once upon a time biked. She is prissy and snooty, and only has love for these two cats and books. If you double cross her, you’ll get her wrath, it starts with horrifying looks. Sandee looks so cozy and loving, with Mouse Swallower and Skunk Boy. She is my sister, and believe me, you’d better not rile her or in any way toy. But she is so unassuming, so sweet, sitting there with her hot chocolate cup. I am telling you, Sir, she will turn you into a groveling, crying sobbing pup. The last one she chased off was a really nice guy name of Amsterdam Bill. She is better of course, if she has taken her lithium pill….