Sammy the Snake - Humour Contest

Sammy the snake had a stutter
His "S" sssssss he  couldn't say. 
When eating his fish and chips
Path the thalt pleath is what he said

The other snakes made fun of him
Calling him Thammy to his face
He will have his come uppance
I think for sure he will have his day

Sammy slipped and slid to Wales
Stopping enroute  in Sussex
Now that's  hard for him to say
Came out more like. Thuthex

So off to a speech therapist he did slither
Please help me say my Sssssss
Of course she proclaimed no bother
So re training he commenced

There was a contest in audio soup
Where poetry was read
All the animals entered it
Sammy  the snake took the lead.
...............
Moral to this story
There is always a remedy
No matter the problem
You just have to find the way.
...............


Penned 16/1/2015
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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A  Avatar
February 1, 2015 at 2:54 PM
GOOD ONE..SKAT
Allison Avatar
January 29, 2015 at 2:01 PM
many conrath theren:-) hugth Jan xx
Vaso Avatar
January 24, 2015 at 11:08 PM
I sure hope my Sammy finds the way soon!
Vaso Avatar
January 25, 2015 at 6:26 PM
Why the luscious valley of Eden!!
Roberts Avatar
January 25, 2015 at 3:12 PM
find the way to where ????? Seren
Cooper Avatar
January 22, 2015 at 10:03 PM
Great piece of writing. I loved it from start to finish. Tho even for a thnake on a thicky wicket there ith a tholoution. Once the hath athethed the thithuathion. love Shane xxx
Cooper Avatar
January 28, 2015 at 11:05 PM
Well detherved thucceth in the competithon. i just love this poem!! love shane xxx
Roberts Avatar
January 23, 2015 at 5:22 PM
Shane you lithped lovely .....Theren
Yvonne Avatar
January 16, 2015 at 6:24 PM
I feel so guilty, this is so funny but It just doesn't seem right to laugh at poor Sammy's speech impediment. I can't help it, it cracks me up!
Roberts Avatar
January 16, 2015 at 11:15 PM
Lol what a thurprithe my friends. Laughing at poor Thammy....Theren
Allison Avatar
January 16, 2015 at 6:30 PM
thorry maurith I will try to behave in future :-( hught Jan xxx
Allison Avatar
January 16, 2015 at 2:46 AM
aww hith perthitence paid off in the end - love the moral of the story and the humour - good luck I am sure this will appeal to Carol :-) hugs Jan xx
Yvonne Avatar
January 16, 2015 at 6:25 PM
Stop it Jan, I'm laughing hard enough as it is!
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