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Salad Salad Salad

Salad, salad, salad, every day of the year
Keeping me thin and trim, but it's not working I fear
You'd think by now
I'd be slimmer than a cow
This obsession for Big Macs is really severe

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David William Breidenthal

December 25, 2016 at 6:33 AM

:D Hilarious but yeah - can't resist junk food. But, salads are good too. Great poem! Rated this a 7 for grandness!

Jack Ellison

December 25, 2016 at 7:09 AM

Whoaaaaa!!! Great words of niceness! Thank you my friend!!!

Lim'Rik Flats

December 23, 2016 at 10:11 AM

Soon I head my ship south//Soon I will close my mouth//to carbs and beer//Yes I fear!//leaving this well-stocked houth. MAC ON JACKSON!!! You gonna come down and visit?

Jack Ellison

December 24, 2016 at 8:49 PM

Sorry for my tardiness, John John!!! As far as visiting you down south in Arizona... it is definitely a possibility! Cathie has a childhood friend living in Sedona so we could divide up our visit! No REAL plans yet but we will keep you posted! IT WOULD BE A REAL HOOT!!! We don't want to impose though, so we won't overstay our welcome! Thanks John John... will keep you posted!