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Salad, Salad, Salad

Salad, salad, salad, every day of the year
To keep me thin and trim, it's not working I fear
You'd think by now
I'd be slimmer than a cow
This obsession for Big Macs is really severe

Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2016

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Timothy Hicks Date: 2/13/2016 1:19:00 PM A salad everyday for 5 years? Wow! I guess the cat's out of the bag now. Now everyone knows the secret to your "wigor and witality" ... If you want wimericks that are edgy, that you best not soon forgetty. The secret, who knew? Yes it's all too true! EAT MORE VEGGIES! Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 2/14/2016 6:08:00 AM Sounds great eh but methinks the salad dressing and cheese I put in are killers!!! Boo Hiss!

Charmaine Chircop Date: 2/13/2016 8:46:00 AM I hardly ever eat big mac,not cuz I dnt like to devour one a day,but because since I have problems with my thyroid,I know If I ll get used to the taste of them..I ll become amega mac self burger : )..So i stick to their capucchino and apple ie : ).Lovely limerick. Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 2/13/2016 9:04:00 AM Oh my sweet sweet Charmaine!!!! Any word from you is like gold! Thank you and mucho love, Jack xxx

Timothy Hicks Date: 2/12/2016 9:42:00 PM Funny, Jack! Though I'm a bit the opposite. I'd go for a salad over a Big Mac any-day (though I do put like 20 ingredients in mine, so what you're actually tasting can be almost indefinable!) Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 2/13/2016 7:46:00 AM I have actually had a salad every day for the past 5 years! (well give or take a day here and there) but the salad dressing I pour on can be a killer!!!!!!

Tim Smith Date: 2/12/2016 2:21:00 PM Ask for extra lettuce and you'll be alright...keep those extra pounds way out of sight...salad they say...nah, no way....got me a big mac attack, I'm craving a bite Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 2/13/2016 7:52:00 AM Salads are good for you as long as you cut back on the dressing!!! Good morning Mr. Tim!!!

Carol Eastman Date: 2/12/2016 1:34:00 PM You and me both! Dragon keeps grabbing my Big Mac's... I believe he does it at Hubby's request... And I would say the love surrounding me makes me blest... If I wasn't so hungry on that Big Mac Quest!... So I've decided to attack every thing THEY want to ingest... Naw! Just kidding! But I still want that pizza!... LOL... REALLY! I'd even agree to a salad with it!!!! HONESTLY!!!! Sigh... ;( I'll win... Just you wait and see... :) Ever the optimist! Besides they go to work and won't know what I eat... One of these days... Yum Yum! Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 2/13/2016 7:57:00 AM "Besides they go to work and won't know what I eat" THAT'S DOWNRIGHT DECEPTIVE Carol!!! xxx

Jan Allison Date: 2/12/2016 7:41:00 AM ha ha ha:-) Everything in moderation dear brother jack:-) hugs jan xx Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/12/2016 8:01:00 AM and salad is in them too lol:-) hugs Jan xx Jack Ellison Date: 2/12/2016 7:57:00 AM It's a conspiracy, those Big Macs... they put something in them, like meat or something! LOL xxx