Russia Discovers the Moon - Invades Mars
Russia Discovers The Moon - Invades Mars
Vladimir Putin and Mother Russia, co-authors of the universe
Inventors of the colors pink and red
Turned green with envy one day, thought about places to travel
So off they go to discover the Moon, to be the first
Because that is what they do
Landed there in 1962 with all its citizens we're told
143 million of them to be exact made the trek intact
Space crafts were obsolete by then according to the Kremlin
So they flew their entire land mass along with Putin
On a tiny unicorn pony
Pink and pretty and sweet, (As all good Communist ponies should be)
Off they flew on their backs, reminiscent of Santa with his sacks
We might add for dramatic effect and flavor
The unicorn was handsome and fearless like their savior
Superior leader Putin, also rides a horse in winter
No shirt or shoes to please the masses
My my he looks so massive when filled with gases
Wearing only a smile and gun to pleasure his people
After landing on the Moon
The Russians soon became confused, uncomfortable too
Unable to spend their rubles there…. Life is so unfair
No food, no water or oxygen to use
Worst of all, no hotel rooms or saunas
The USA insisted they return to Earth
As the world was starting to wobble
Something to do with missing land masses
Real estate values were starting to suffer
When Russia moved to the Moon
They must return immediately according to the US military
Return on the same unicorn pony that brought them
And stay out of interstellar matters or else
The Communist Party was happy with the lunar mission
With or without permission
Next season they will take over Mars
Put little green men in their place
Paint them red, including their faces
So they can look like Communists and Putin too
Who, is still superior ruler of the universe
And yes!… He rides stars and little pink ponies today
With permission from mommy and daddy
Who buy him ride tickets after his chores and dishes are done
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