Ruskie Rudolph

Old Russian Rudolph, a self confirmed red
His communist handbook hid under his bed
He once checked the weather which made him complain
Dear wife you’ll be shocked for it’s pouring with rain
His wife said it’s snow, we don’t get much rain here
And he answered, Rudolph the Red knows rain dear
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021

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Wolf Avatar
December 2, 2021 at 6:43 PM
It snow joke, Terry
Flood Avatar
December 3, 2021 at 11:07 AM
Certainly not a new one. Terry
Bauer Avatar
December 1, 2021 at 5:00 PM
ha! thanks for the ear-to-ear grin, terry!
Flood Avatar
December 2, 2021 at 6:08 AM
Glad you enjoyed, Ilene. Terry
Hankins Avatar
December 1, 2021 at 1:49 PM
Oh my. Okay!!! You got me with this one. I'm still laughing!
Flood Avatar
December 2, 2021 at 6:05 AM
Thanks, Milt. I actually thought it would take a fair few verses to set up the gag, but it turned into quite a concise little write. Terry
Cunningham Avatar
December 1, 2021 at 1:49 PM
Lol, your in Christmas mode Terry. Tom
Flood Avatar
December 2, 2021 at 6:08 AM
It’s been a struggle to force myself back into ‘funny’ mode, but I think I’m winning. Thanks, Tom, Terry
Leffanta Avatar
December 1, 2021 at 10:30 AM
Clever pun! Aloha!
Flood Avatar
December 1, 2021 at 11:00 AM
Thought I’d blow the cobwebs off that one, Rico. Terry
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