Rudolph, the Brain Dead Raindeer

Rudolph, the Brain Dead Raindeer' Had a very shiny ****, Red from profuse bleeding hemorrhoids, Santa figured he'd better put him last, All of the other raindeers, Used to laugh about his red tush, Near Santa's North Pole workshop, Could be found many a reddish bush, So on this first Christmas eve, With Rudolph at the rear, Santa took off to the sky, Red droplets flying backwards fast, Often clogged poor Santa's eye, Before he got to his first house, His white suit had turned quite red, Something told him it was more appropriate, Went better with his sled, From that point on, Santa's suit was red, And remains so to today.....But now I've told This secret old, and dearly did I pay, Cause Santa does not stop at my roof, Or bring us gifts of joy, Cause I've got a BIG MOUTH! And Santa I did annoy!