Rubik's Cube Ball: Oxymoron

I've given thought to "What if Rubik's cube was round?"
My answer might be considered to be somewhat profound
Initially, my reaction was, "If it ain't broke don't try to fix it,"
but that would be a lame deduction, so I decided to nix it.

Nearly fifty years ago, Erno Rubik created his colored cube
Some people have tried to solve it by watching You tube
but that defeats the purpose of the puzzle being a task
So, would it be any easier if it were round, you now ask?

My imagination zeroed in on the concept of that thought
without a solution to my query, my mind was left wrought
It was a point to ponder and trivial, to say the least...
A spherical Rubik's cube made my brows furrow and crease.

If dropped it would roll away to hide beneath the couch
That's fine since trying to solve the thing makes me a grouch
The name would have to be changed from cube to 'ball.'
It'd make no sense to call a circle a cube; no sense at all.

In fact, it would be an oxymoron; a contradiction to explain
Ridiculous, since the braintease was driving me insane
It would be harder to hold, and since a circle has no sides
There'd be no possible solution and no instruction guides.

I gave up on the idea of making Rubik's Cube in the round
My brain refused to exercise any more ingenuity to expound
On the notion, I'd already spent too much time transfixed
I trashed the suggested shape change, and left it deep-sixed.


1/7/2021
If the Rubik's Cube Was Round
Sponsored by Kai Michael Neumann
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021

Poem

Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.

Please Login to post a comment

Kauffman Avatar
January 26, 2021 at 12:59 PM
Very witty, Jenna. Love the story and your title is perfect. Congrats on your win.
Kavanagh  Avatar
January 26, 2021 at 8:58 AM
Very well crafted poem Jenna, was such a mind boggling contest, I think we where all scratching our heads, but it paid off, congratulations, cheers David
Andresen Avatar
January 26, 2021 at 7:02 AM
- Congratulations on your win, Jenna :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Kendrick Avatar
January 26, 2021 at 5:51 AM
Congrats on your winner. Sara
Logan Avatar
January 26, 2021 at 5:57 AM
Thanks for your kind comments, Sara.
Agustin Avatar
January 26, 2021 at 1:55 AM
Wow! Congrats! God bless you.
Logan Avatar
January 26, 2021 at 5:57 AM
Thanks an awful lot, Beata.
Neumann Avatar
January 26, 2021 at 1:24 AM
That is a wonderful poem. Congratulations. Kind wishes, Kai
Logan Avatar
January 26, 2021 at 5:56 AM
Thank you for placing my thoughts on Rubik's ball on your winning list, Kai.
Koplin Avatar
January 8, 2021 at 12:52 PM
Wow! That was incredible rhyme and flow! Awesome read, Jenna!
Logan Avatar
January 9, 2021 at 6:23 AM
Thank you for the kudos, Mark. I didn't intend to write for this contest until the thought of Rubik's in the round was not feasible.
Andresen Avatar
January 8, 2021 at 2:44 AM
- Cube or ball ... there is too much thinking ... a great poem for this contest, Jenna - Best wishes in the contest :) - Happy new year :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Logan Avatar
January 8, 2021 at 12:10 PM
Thank you, Anne-Lise. I've never managed to conguet that thing and gave up long ago.
Cunningham Avatar
January 7, 2021 at 2:14 PM
A round one lol, I cant even do the cube one. I have little patience when it comes to puzzles. Great entry for the contest Jenna. Good luck. Tom
Logan Avatar
January 7, 2021 at 3:48 PM
Nor can I, Tom. Too much frustration in the world without worrying about a little cube. lol Thanks so much.
Leffanta Avatar
January 7, 2021 at 11:27 AM
This is quite well done! Look for a win! Aloha! Rico
Logan Avatar
January 7, 2021 at 3:47 PM
I've learned not to expect a win, but it's a plesant surprise to see one of my poems on the winning list. Thanks for reading me, Rico.
Allison Avatar
January 7, 2021 at 4:47 AM
such clever rhyme on a very difficult theme. my son is a whizz at solving the cube but he is very logical in his thinking as for me I would be tempted to pick off the colours in frustration! This one should do well for you Jenna:-) hugs jan xx
Logan Avatar
January 7, 2021 at 3:46 PM
Thanks a lot, Jan. Changing the color stickers is NOT a solution, Jan, but nice try. I haven't been able to solve it, and gave up long ago.
Get a Premium Membership
Turn off ads, get more exposure for your poetry, and get more features with a Premium Membership.
Book: Diverse Voices: The Poetry of Human Rights and the Pursuit of Peace