Rubble In the Hubble

Seems our beloved space telescope Has been mistaken for a park trash can By certain alien races. Shuttle crews removes 39 beer cans, two soda pop bottles, three alien newspapers, a very bizarre condom wrapper, and six emptied cans of 10w40 intergalactic motor oil. They also found, what they think might be, 2 Plutoniun hot dog wrappers, and a broken dog leash of unususual nature. No Littering signs were posted in an attempt to correct the situation.