Royal Ride
When Elizabeth read the news
About Williams proposed affair
She succumbed to the royal blues
In her palace over there
The brits still have monarchs
They’ve ignored the centuries past
It’s an old English trademark
To be stubborn to the last
Prince William plans a marriage
With a common country lass
She’ll share the royal carriage
As the throngs watch them pass
Now Charles has much to bear
Knowing he missed his chance
Speechless and just standing there
With his hands in his pants
He took Camilla as his wife
Not the maiden fair
Maybe very good in bed
Could be the reason there
Gather ye subjects all around
A toast to Kate our queen
She rose up from common ground
To pick prince William clean
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