Root you absolute Beaut





Pied piper plied with his magic flute

Not hirsute more still teenage cute

Branch & root teach each new newt

Bravo Joe riper own grown old fruit 


Deft no heft not bereft never a brute 

As Aussies possies put in the boot

Elan Peter Pan talisman can't mute


Classic but never ever brassic route

Acutely astute in every single dispute

Charmer in a white knight armour suit


Simple record setting run getting pursuit

Bazball didn't dilute or pollute its top recruit

Each rendition games’ tradition will salute


Root down track front to back foot scoot

First rate great with such a thirst to sate 

Play it late that weight transfer commute


Moot point didn't rock the joint and loot

Ashes dreams shoot down the sh*t chute

No ego Joe did bestow a show of repute 


Must flatter our greatest batter a hero salute

Making history if not victory let's have a toot

Still can't compute why so bad but won't refute


Okay come what may please no Bazball reboot

That schoolboy joy with his wooden toy tribute

Rooty our galaxy guardian on duty like Groot


So let's make a spectacular bogan slogan ute

Horn's vernacular hoot…Wizard of Oz not bandicoot

Surf on Aussie turf…Root you absolute Beaut!
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