Rodeo Roy

Rodeo Roy was a buckaroo boy, A buckaroo boy was he— Bulls and horses determined his courses— They say he was only three! Rodeo Roy never found his true joy, Until he was all of ten— He learned to chaw just like his dear ol’ paw, Till he gulped and lost his grin! He shot the bull until he was plum full And had to prove he’s a man— He rode longhorns till he bucked in the thorns, But he showed he had the sand! He wrestled steers till they came out his ears And threw a good houlihan— He rode bad broncs and took him some hard knocks— But his life was never bland. Rodeo Roy had to seek new employ— It seemed he had done it all— Sioux City Sal then soon became his gal And that’s how ol’ Roy did fall! Sioux did allow Roy into her corral, But he’s the one that got caught. Rodeo Roy has a buckaroo boy— He’s changin’ diapers like he ought!