Rode My Tortoise To the Fair

I rode my tortoise to the fair
To other pets he can’t compare
I asked my mama what to wear.
She said she frankly did not care.

We thought people might stop and stare.
Saw lady in her underwear.
They did which is not ever rare.
Passed by a mare sitting on a chair.

Cute pink hair with a lion’s rare.
I thought her hair might be a dare.
We rode right to the village square.
It sure took long to get me there.
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Horsman Avatar
May 1, 2020 at 1:27 AM
Love the humour, Caren, we sure need it, today..Stay Safe. Harry.
Krutsinger Avatar
May 1, 2020 at 9:45 AM
Thank you Harry. I shall!
Wolf Avatar
April 30, 2020 at 9:56 PM
Hope you didn't miss the fare at the fair... there... smiles, gw
Krutsinger Avatar
May 1, 2020 at 9:45 AM
I did not and thanks.
Rodrigues Avatar
April 30, 2020 at 4:15 PM
Always imaginative, sweet friend! You inspire me!
Krutsinger Avatar
May 1, 2020 at 9:45 AM
Thank you Kim.
Cheney Avatar
April 30, 2020 at 12:51 PM
Very cute. Thanks Caren for the chuckle. The title is perfect.
Krutsinger Avatar
May 1, 2020 at 9:45 AM
Thank you Kenneth.
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