Robert Writes His Will

Robert Writes His Will By Elton Camp Someday I’ll depart this time of strife My will distributes what I had in life Ere long I’ll be bones and rotten By all my friends well forgotten My wife gets a large monthly ration If she fulfills just a single stipulation She must quickly take another spouse Stay married, and live in the same house It seems a bit strange to you? This is what I now hope to do Few will mourn my passing, but yet One man my death will sure regret