Rita's Zoo

She loves to cheat at playing cards,
The Aces hiding up her sleeves.
She prides herself on sleight of hand -
Is always loaded when she leaves.
But I’m a cheating cheetah too,
And I belong in Rita’s zoo.

She cheats at snooker, pool and golf:
The balls are moved, sometimes replaced. 
And no one dares to make a stand,
As she will argue, brassy faced.
But I’m a cheating cheetah too,
And I belong in Rita’s zoo.

At dominoes, at anything -
She cheats as brazen as can be.
Her lovers more than I could count,
She cheats in love and cheats on me.
But I’m a cheating cheetah too,
And I belong in Rita’s zoo.
Yeah, I’m a cheating cheetah too,
And I belong in Rita’s zoo.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Guzzi Avatar
May 23, 2011 at 5:43 PM
wow good one and a unique take on the theme too! Congrad's Light & Love [made me wanna sing!]
Long Avatar
May 23, 2011 at 3:04 PM
congrats on your win cory
Song Avatar
May 23, 2011 at 2:30 PM
What is snooker? never played that one! Congrats on this cheating love song win!! Gwendolen
Mehta Avatar
May 23, 2011 at 2:04 PM
Congratulations on the win in the contest of paula, jack
Johnson Avatar
May 23, 2011 at 1:30 PM
Great wiriting Jack. Congraltulations on a worthy win. Love, Joyce
Sweetheart Avatar
May 23, 2011 at 1:13 PM
Congrats Jack on your top ten win in Paula's contest with this super amazing creative write my friend.. enjoy another great victory with luv..
Taylor Avatar
May 23, 2011 at 12:57 PM
Congrats, Jack. Excellent piece. Nice going. Ralph
Brown Avatar
May 23, 2011 at 10:45 AM
Congratulations on your win in Paula's contest Jack. Love, Carol
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May 23, 2011 at 9:46 AM
So happy to see your poem in the winners' circle, Jack!! Congratulations, my friend. Love, Carolyn
Brown Avatar
May 19, 2011 at 4:52 AM
Stopping by this morning to let you know I enjoy reading your poetry very much Jack. I want to thank you for your kind words on my poetry. May the sun always shine upon you and bring inspiration to your soul. Love, Carol
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May 17, 2011 at 4:46 PM
Aha! So you're a card shark, eh? Well, you might beat me at poker, but I'll challenge you to a pool match sometime. Very funny poem. Love the way you consider yourself a cheating cheetah that belongs in Rita's zoo. This is definitely the most original take on the contest I've seen. Wishing you success. The sponsor wanted people to "think outside the box" and that's just what you did, Jack. Love, Carolyn
Poet Avatar
May 17, 2011 at 11:36 AM
Another excellent write from you Jack.Enjoyed...
Knop Avatar
May 17, 2011 at 9:08 AM
Lovely wrtitten Jack!!! I enjoyed the read so much I myself would be a zoo inmate too! Hahaha! So funny! Loved it!...Love, Gert
K. Avatar
May 16, 2011 at 10:54 AM
Very catchy chatty cheating chase here, Jack :) enjoyed reading this and yup this could definitely be a lyric :) & lol, you are so right, I am happy that it wasn't HAHA, love you wittiness :)
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May 16, 2011 at 10:46 AM
a very cute little piece, enjoyed readin it. good luck in the contest. thank you for commenting on Beautiful Spring Morning
Susan Avatar
May 16, 2011 at 7:43 AM
Lol. So matter of fact and so funny at the same time! Good luck in the contest!
Sweetheart Avatar
May 15, 2011 at 3:14 PM
Jack this is terrific and fun ... an awesome entry for the contest for Paula.. and great great title u have chosen.. dynamite my friend..pure dynamite.. good luck in the contest luv..
A   Avatar
May 15, 2011 at 12:18 PM
ooo, Jack, deal me in! And call me wrongdoer weasel... lol.. i'm playing.. super enjoyed,,, thanks for the smiles,..p.d.
Kendrick Avatar
May 15, 2011 at 12:05 PM
Got a chuckle out of this one..What is good for the goose is good for the gander so to speak..Sata
Song Avatar
May 15, 2011 at 11:35 AM
Hey Jack! Rita's Zoo is a hooot. Nicely written and great topic...sultry and cheatin style! I have never written a Villainelle-ha ha don't even know how to spell it-obviously! ha ha. I will watch this great write climb the sky as high as a kite-best of luck in your plight! Gwendolen
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