Revenge a Dish Served Cold
(this is how I got kicked out of military school. hope you injoy!)
I wasn't a bad kid but dad didn't find me cool
next thing you know I was in military school
Mom sent care packages cookies and mellow yellow
then they were stole in front of me by a senior fellew
with my care box empty it made me sad
without my snacks I got really mad!
so with the next delivery I devized a plan
when nobody was looking I'd piss in the can
I knew that my plan was bold
and waited a day for the can to get cold
he came, he stole, he drank, oh the look in his eyes
I sat there and smiled just to pat-tro-nize
my friends were outside laughing and having a ball
as the senior ran out he puked down the hall
he fummbled around in his vomit on the floor
next thing you know he slid out the door
then I laughed so hard felt the pain in my sternum
and thought to myself "that's gonna learn em!"
by Capt. Mike
Copyright © Floatingpoet Captainmike | Year Posted 2011
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