Ilene Bauer Poet Rhyme

Retro

“I’m not old – I’m retro”
Says the sign that looks antique.
I bought it ‘cause I liked 
Its sassy message, tongue-in-cheek.

But really, who embraces old
Or elderly or aged?
Why, even senior can be wrong
When someone’s years are gauged.

So I will stick with retro
‘Cause it sounds so cool and hip.
Come join my Retro club – 
It’s an exclusive membership!

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Jack Horne March 7, 2014 at 3:01 PM Yes, retro sounds much better, doesn't it? Loved your witty lines, as always, Ilene

Robert Johnson March 6, 2014 at 8:45 PM These day's men are becoming metrosexuals. I kind of like the idea of becoming a retrosexual. Peace. :)

Tim Smith March 6, 2014 at 4:46 PM No one wants to be referred to as old. You are as young as you feel and Retro is amazing....Tim

Alex Frankel March 6, 2014 at 4:30 PM Great idea and great poem - enjoyed this! best wishes, Alex

Robert Pettit March 6, 2014 at 4:20 PM I recently played a CD in my car while my brother was a passenger. The disc had music from female recording artists during the fifties. Included were songs by the likes of Jo Stafford, the McGuire Sisters, Ella Mae Morse, Eileen Barton, etc. My brother described the music as "hokey". "Retro" can also be called "nostalgia". Good write, Ilene.