retirement explained

I am mesmerized by TV on Wednesday and Thursday I laid in a recliner all day my butt making an impression that will be there forever I almost have bedsores today I finally shook myself out of this heavenly chair at two p.m. I have traveled six steps from recliner to porch chair where I sit in the sun basking like a fat fluffy happy cat wondering how I have missed all of these hours of perfect weather glad I escaped the dark tomb of the living room the TV calls my name and I try to ignore it Then my fluffy blanket gives me a yell this gets me back inside; I love my naps retirement is a gift!