Retirement Benefits

Can't get to sleep
    Wake up too late
  Afternoon snooze
    Mealtimes confused

  Yet when I get up early
    All day I'm surly
  Overeat, stuff my face
    I'm in a bad place...  

  What? You're jealous of me
    'Cos I sleep 'til 9:33
  And at breakfast I tarry
    Over waffles with blueberries

  Well then! Life's not so bad after all 
    ~ Didn't realize I was having a ball
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Ligon Avatar
August 18, 2022 at 7:55 AM
Lol, sounds like you're living the dream.
Tor Avatar
August 16, 2022 at 10:03 PM
The retirement life, it is about time... Gershon
Wolf Avatar
August 17, 2022 at 6:53 PM
Your comment is so profound! Read it again. See?!! Thanks, gw
George Avatar
August 16, 2022 at 9:56 PM
Retirement has its own charms.... ! The best thing is that we are never ruled by the hands of the clock. We can do everything at our own time in a leisurely mood !... Only thing, be conscious of expanding waist line. I can very well relate, Gershon. Beautiful poem
Roper Avatar
August 16, 2022 at 6:56 PM
Oh, what we do when we have so much time on our hands. :) Blessings my friend
Wolf Avatar
August 16, 2022 at 7:10 PM
Tick-tock goes the clock... Thanks, Eve. :) gw
Hankins Avatar
August 16, 2022 at 5:12 PM
Interesting, gw, because that's my wake-up time, although sometimes I snooze until 10 or 10:15. I love to sleep a morning away, particularly if it is dreary and drizzling.
Hankins Avatar
August 16, 2022 at 7:27 PM
I might add that I often don't go to sleep until 1-1:30 a.m. I "love the nightlife," and my mind is more alert after about 11:00 at night. Crazy body rhythm, I suppose.
Wolf Avatar
August 16, 2022 at 7:09 PM
No kidding. 9:30 a.m., eh?! Truth be told, 8:30 a.m. is about as long as I can sleep, no matter what. Oh, well. Enjoy the shut-eye! :) gw
M  Avatar
August 16, 2022 at 4:54 PM
Gotta love retirement Mr Wolf! So, so relatable…..thought you were talking about me!! Debx
Wolf Avatar
August 16, 2022 at 7:05 PM
Deb, wouldn't talk about you behind your back, would I? -- Don't answer that one! lol. ~ Never! :) gw
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