Retirement

At long last - blissful retirement to do as I please!
Take a cruise, go fishing, live a life of ease!
If I opt to snooze-in, I'll continue to snore,
A slave to that infernal alarm clock never more!

Ah, but hold on, what is that I hear?
My spouse says, "Come here, I need you my dear.
The lawn needs mowing, the fence to mend,
Shelves to build and the garden to tend!"

Word that I'm happily loafing has got around.
Pleas to volunteer for community projects abound.
"Will you serve on this committee for this and that?"
'Tis useless to hide 'cause they know where I'm at!

I try to avoid all phone calls asking for me.
'Tis usually someone with another plaintive plea!
I must even skulk about for my afternoon nap,
That I highly prize with dear old Simba on my lap!

Although I have tried with all my might,
I cannot escape from my hapless plight!
Lots of folks say that retirement is a bore;
Seems to me there's more to do than ever before!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Dietrich Avatar
October 27, 2013 at 5:45 PM
I am very afraid of retirement. WE will never survive and my husband was self employed most his life and we could not even afford health care let alone a retirement fund. So scary. Maybe when I retire the whole world willl be close to the end of things anyway. Soupmail for ya.
Devonshire Avatar
November 10, 2010 at 8:28 AM
You have me smiling, Bob, because there is so much truth in this witty poem. Young folks think retirement is a time to just laze around and drink tea. NOT! Well said. Love, Carolyn
Dufresne Avatar
November 10, 2010 at 2:41 AM
According to my bill statements I will probably never know that concept of being Robert. I enjoyed your poem and have heard many say the same about the "illusion " of retirement! Hey I got a lap kitty named Simba...sometimes she lets me in her chair too. enjoyed Rob
Haick Avatar
November 9, 2010 at 5:24 PM
Your poems read so well, Bob...easy and relevant to today, they bring smiles and laughter always at the right time! Happy Retirement Bob and I know that there will always be something you're called to do. Good luck and blessings to you and family. Always, Audrey
Gorelick Avatar
November 9, 2010 at 4:16 PM
Good one Bob..stay busy , stay happy. I so enjoy everything you write. BG
Taylor Avatar
November 9, 2010 at 3:50 PM
Sounds like you're enjoying retirement, my friend. Awesome write. My world went topsy-turvy Sun. I passed out at home and spent Sun and mon in the Hospital. My Doc suspects Epilepsy. Having an Brain MRI tomorrow and an EEG nx week. Can't drive a car for 1 year. Oh well, it is what it is. It's the pits. All the best to you guys. Ralph/Una
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November 9, 2010 at 1:39 PM
Hey don't let em keep you too busy for the things you love... It is nice to have friends and be needed.... most of the time. LOL
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