Resident Wit

cute & cuddly at the workplace, s/he’s the one that everybody loves--- it be fair to say that s/he was smart but more so to say that s/he’s the person that everyone secretly wants to get in the pants of--- so they laugh at his/her jokes & they wonder if they’ll be next on the list to get to spend time outside of work with said self-proclaimed supermodel of sorts, for in the smaller towns, the ugliest ducking who wouldn’t make it in the masquerade of the city seems relatively gorgeous, handsome & downright charming--- single & savvy, with all references to the hippest cultural figures & moments spouting from the tap, fast-talking & always with ulterior initiatives just under the layer of skin that everybody wants to lick, resident wit has one thing in mind--- step on every back you can on the way to the top & be loved by those you step on as they worship your fashion sense, making favorable statements regarding the choice of boots that you wore the day you crushed them.