Redneck Zombies

There's strange noises round these parts Tales of zombies too Haunted cabins, ghostly sights All sorts of witches brew We all laugh when we hear stories Stories that we know aren't true There's a drink that folks all know And it ain't called witches brew There ain't no redneck zombies That I guarantee To make a redneck zombie you need the recipe A shot or two of good old jack and a shot of grandpa's lightning that's a redneck zombie son Drink two and it gets frightening moving lights out in the wood strange visions on the beach swamp gas, that's what I would say redneck zombies....that's a reach tourist folk see things a plenty they believe all of our tales like the one about that boy Ahab going chasing that white whale There ain't no redneck zombies That I guarantee To make a redneck zombie you need the recipe A shot or two of good old jack and a shot of grandpa's lightning that's a redneck zombie son Drink two and it gets frightening if there was such a thing as zombies wandering round out here i'd figure it was just my kin folk after a case or two of beer zombies like to eat folks brains and tear them all apart now to a redneck, that there's work and rednecks aren't that smart There ain't no redneck zombies That I guarantee To make a redneck zombie you need the recipe A shot or two of good old jack and a shot of grandpa's lightning that's a redneck zombie son Drink two and it gets frightening