Redneck Love Poem

From the moment you moved
your trailer next to mine
I knew there was something
to  love at first sight
Your tooth on the left,
mine on the right
Both yellow from dipping
I found me a partner
to spit with for life
With a belly that hangs
passed your knees ,we're a match
I know what it's like
to have an itch you can't scratch
If you shave my back
Then I'll pluck your chins
And I'll buy you a shirt
that covers your stretch marks,
from having twleve kids
If that ain't love
Then I don't know what is

Kevin Fix
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Foulk Avatar
April 6, 2011 at 8:32 PM
only redneck love, verry funny poem, enjoyed ir.
Sublett Avatar
April 6, 2011 at 8:05 PM
Hahahaha! Classy.
Mcminn Avatar
April 6, 2011 at 7:12 PM
I love this. I really enjoyed reading it, I got a good laugh out of it. I hope to read more like this. ;) Brittany
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