Reconnect

This is how it feels sometimes when I try to communicate with my husband. Hello. Welcome. Would you like to connect? Processing. Please wait. Your husband is not responding. Would you like to continue to wait or end the program now? Signal lost. Attempting to reconnect. Processing. This may take a few minutes. You are back online. It looks like you may have a virus in your relationship. Would you like your marriage scanned for any viruses? Yes? OK. Your marriage counseling and anti virus protection will be two 30 minute sessions a month for only $99.99 per session. Your credit card will be billed automatically each month. X out. X out. I said X out!!! Escape! Control Alt Delete. End the Marriage Virus Scan! Yes! I'm sure! Shut down. Restart. Power on. Please be patient. Loading …. Please enter your password. Password incorrect. Password still incorrect. Your caps lock is on. You have been locked out for the next hour for multiple attempts. Reconnect another way. Which of the following blurred pictures with confusing details has a happy couple in it? Sorry. You are incorrect. Please check your email for the secret code to log back into your marriage. Sorry. Your session has timed out. Welcome! You have successfully logged into your marriage. Menu....Options....Make Love You are being redirected. 404 ...That's an error. Your request was not found on this server. That's all we know. Cancel. Back Button...Back....Back Menu....Options....Do something fun together. Frozen. Something went wrong. Error. Please wait while we fix the problem. Before we can complete your request, you must do an update. Update starting. This may take a few days. Update complete. You will shut down automatically and lose any unsaved data, patience, not to mention any desire to try this again. Disconnected. Goodbye. 03/21/22 Form J-Just Write Me a New Poem Constance LaFrance