Tim Ryerson Poet Couplet

Reckless Inspiration

Oh sweet rain:
What? A siren somewhere draws nearer and nearer
Blue lights are flashing in my rear-view mirror!

Yes officer?:
What's the problem? I'm legal; what IS this about?
I sure wasn't speeding; is my tail-light burnt out?

Oh no sir:
You were stopped when I noticed ever so clearly
That your car was swerving rather severely

Ahh, yes officer:
I'm sure you'll understand, sympathize and agree
I was trying to finish a poem, you see

Try-ing-to-fin-ish:
Sir, calm down, just relax and please take your time
Do you mind if I ask the SUB-JECT of this rhyme?

CERTAINLY not officer:
It's about how the street-lights shine and reflect
Upside down when it rains and the pavement gets wet

Very good sir:
Next time call a TAXI or pack a bicycle!
May I ask you to step outside your vehicle?

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Kim Rodrigues May 8, 2017 at 7:40 AM I love this whimsical poem! I can see myself doing this! LOL! Congrats, Tim!

Skat A February 1, 2015 at 2:55 PM AWESOMELY DONE... SKAT

Shadow Hamilton January 29, 2015 at 3:53 PM great humour Tim congrats on win hugs

Jan Allison January 29, 2015 at 2:03 PM Loved this witty write Tim many congrats on your win in the humour contest:-) Hugs Jan xx

Casarah Nance June 26, 2014 at 5:11 PM Hey Grats on your third place, i liked this one, and yes you know I do the same thing, I drive and write, thank goodness I live out in the middle of nowhere I just have to watch for deer, but the peace of driving is the perfect time for muses' to whisper in your ear, always awesome my friend :) :)

Debbie Guzzi June 25, 2014 at 7:49 PM lol I HEAR YOU CHER oopsie ;) nothing like a ride to make me write, a pen, an old receipt or a napkin [Kleenex are too flagile] and the center of the steering wheel! Congrad's on Your win. Light & Love

Tim Smith June 25, 2014 at 5:13 PM What a twist Tim...congrats

Olive Eloisa Guillermo - Fraser June 25, 2014 at 7:10 AM hahaha.. :D nice nice one Tim!! like this dialogue!!! great one!! Congratulations!!!, Olive eloisa with a :)

Paul Callus June 25, 2014 at 3:48 AM Lovely dialogue! Pity the officer did not bother to have a good look at the street-lights' reflection! Congrats on your win. // paul

Dr.Ram Mehta June 25, 2014 at 1:37 AM Read and enjoyed the poem. Congrats on the win,

Poet Destroyer A June 24, 2014 at 8:33 PM hello Tim, once again.. Congratulations!!! Thank you for supporting one of my many contests. I enjoyed every entry! If you like, stop by my latest blog "Never Say Never or my newest poem, THE NEW POET." It's a sweet dedication to every old and new poet. I've come in contact here on this site. Always & Forever ~LINDA

Debbie Guzzi January 12, 2010 at 2:18 PM LOL..I hear ya. Dear one..I think I'm MANY poems UP on you! Get your reading glasses on "Your assignment should you chose to take it is to read my last 10 verses!" and comment! Light & Love

Kim Hilliker January 9, 2010 at 1:21 AM Your conversational writes are very witty. Thanks for sharing.

L'Nass Shango December 17, 2009 at 8:48 AM Tim, this is not only great wit, it is fun. I see why Carolyn writes with you now. Well done.

Linda-Marie Sweetheart December 15, 2009 at 6:04 AM Congrats on your collab with Carolyn.. great job ...great poem... great theme.. Tim.. well done.. congrats.. again... blessings... luv... Linda-Marie..

Brian Strand December 13, 2009 at 11:34 PM Thanks for your welcome blog comments today Tim.Rgds Brian

John Freeman December 13, 2009 at 3:13 PM Quite witty Tim. Good job. Yes I remember old Eli wallace standing on a Head stone yelling Blonde, Blonde! Smile! Sincerely, Moses

Carolyn Devonshire December 13, 2009 at 2:33 PM WITTY! (Of course, I may be only half right.) Now, put that pen away when you're driving or I'll be the one pulling you over for a scolding. Bad boy! You best not write and drive or Santa will bring you a well-deserved lump of coal. I'm putting him on notice to be watching you! Love, carolyn

December 13, 2009 at 9:19 AM What a fun poem. Good use of rhyme to convey your thoughts. Thank you for your thoughts and prayers. Blessings to you. Karen

Linda-Marie Sweetheart December 13, 2009 at 8:53 AM I see your pen has had its "resurrection" .. good to read this one.. great humor .. I was married to a policeman long time ago.. they don't fool around (well not in the sense of ticket giving)... this is such a good write.. enjoyed .. laughing out loud now as I skip out the door... luv.. "Sweetie"

Carrie Richards December 13, 2009 at 7:59 AM I love it!!!!!!!!!!! This delightful poem reminds me of myself...quite often I am writing in my head ...dreaming of a poem, while zipping along. The trick is to do it while SOMEONE ELSE IS DRIVING!!! :) LOL! Great poem, Mr. Tim!!! Love, Carrie

P Sheart December 13, 2009 at 7:39 AM Hi Tim, Too cute! A wonderful rhyme. You had me going there for minute. I just can see the look on the policemans face when you told him you were writing a poem. LOL! It sounds like something I would do! I needed a good laugh this morning too! Thanks so much hun for your feedback on Christmas Tree. I will try it. Here's wishing you and yours a wonderful holiday season filled with much love. Love Light Patty