Ransom For Fat People

Fat people are harder to kidnap I'm told They eat more so ransom's increased ten-fold Seems hardly worthwhile They were looking for a pile Got the ransom and a lesson in parenting untold
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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November 11, 2017 at 9:21 AM
Guess with so much obesity, it is worrying times.. but then again they wont get kidnapped!
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November 11, 2017 at 1:33 PM
You've that right Sir SO... no one could afford the ransom!!! LOL
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November 11, 2017 at 8:29 AM
Pancakes! The answer, I say.//Or maybe I'm hungry today//for doubliscious//flapjack dishes//slathered in maple syrup, EH? (I think I got off track a wee bit;-) PARENT ON SANTA JACK!!!
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November 11, 2017 at 1:35 PM
Off the track is right!!! On this weight loss thingy, that doesn't help! Please no mention of flapjacks again!!! BUT YOU CAN FLAP ON STILL!!!
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