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Ransom For Fat People

Fat people are harder to kidnap I'm told They eat more so ransom's increased ten-fold Seems hardly worthwhile They were looking for a pile Got the ransom and a lesson in parenting untold

Copyright © | Year Posted 2017




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Date: 11/11/2017 9:21:00 AM
Guess with so much obesity, it is worrying times.. but then again they wont get kidnapped!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/11/2017 1:33:00 PM
You've that right Sir SO... no one could afford the ransom!!! LOL
Date: 11/11/2017 8:29:00 AM
Pancakes! The answer, I say.//Or maybe I'm hungry today//for doubliscious//flapjack dishes//slathered in maple syrup, EH? (I think I got off track a wee bit;-) PARENT ON SANTA JACK!!!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/11/2017 1:35:00 PM
Off the track is right!!! On this weight loss thingy, that doesn't help! Please no mention of flapjacks again!!! BUT YOU CAN FLAP ON STILL!!!

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