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Rams' Horns and Squids

Rams have two horns on top of their head the better to butt you and leave you for dead which is why you should never cross a ram ever unless you’re a giant squid or a large bull from Madrid

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Date: 5/22/2024 2:12:00 PM
Even sheep without horns will butt you. Like certain political parties, they think it's fun. Oh let's not speak I'll of sheep. They are fine animals.
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Date: 5/22/2024 5:58:00 AM
methinks you ingested too much of the first poems contents....
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Date: 5/22/2024 12:06:00 PM
"Nah! I can hold my beer --- BBBUUURRRPPP! --- with the best of them, John," the poet muttered, collapsing to the floor in a puddle of stale brewskis...
Date: 5/22/2024 5:22:00 AM
you offer some ridiculously sound advice this morning. thank you :-)
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Date: 5/22/2024 12:07:00 PM
Well, you're certainly correct about the 'ridiculous' part Sara. lol. Thanks, Gershon
Date: 5/22/2024 5:19:00 AM
Wise advise, my friend.
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/22/2024 12:08:00 PM
Just turn the second 'v' in your comment into a 'w,' and you'd have: 'Wise adwise...'

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