Gershon Wolf Poet Couplet

Rams' Horns and Squids

   Rams have two horns 
     on top of their head

   the better to butt you
     and leave you for dead

   which is why you should never
     cross a ram ever

   unless you’re a giant squid
     or a large bull from Madrid

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Hilda Greenhough May 22, 2024 at 2:12 PM Even sheep without horns will butt you. Like certain political parties, they think it's fun. Oh let's not speak I'll of sheep. They are fine animals.

John Lawless May 22, 2024 at 5:58 AM methinks you ingested too much of the first poems contents.... Gershon Wolf May 22, 2024 at 12:06 PM "Nah! I can hold my beer --- BBBUUURRRPPP! --- with the best of them, John," the poet muttered, collapsing to the floor in a puddle of stale brewskis...

Jerry Brotherton May 22, 2024 at 5:19 AM Wise advise, my friend. Gershon Wolf May 22, 2024 at 12:08 PM Just turn the second 'v' in your comment into a 'w,' and you'd have: 'Wise adwise...'