The Whiskey Taster’s Flavor Guide

Quicker Liquor Picker Upper

Oh, give me a shot of that whiskey
     My life makes me need it so much
So, give me a shot of that whiskey
     And quickly, because I’m in a rush

The liquor, when quicker, is thrilling
     The feeling I get is found ease
So, quickly I’ll drink without spilling
     Give me that shot right now, please

I have dollars a plenty to give you
     My money is quite good I’d say
I’ll tell you right now what to do
     Just leave me the bottle, I’ll pay

So…
Give me a shot of that whiskey
     You know I can handle it well
For when I get drunk I get frisky
     So, if I’m with you please don’t tell
Copyright © | Year Posted 2008

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The Whiskey Taster’s Flavor Guide
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