John Lawless Poet List

Questions to ask AI

What’s your favorite color
What was potty training like for you
Have you ever swallowed a bug
What flavor was your first ice cream cone
How many raisins can you fit in your nose
How far can you spit a watermelon seed
Have you ever farted in church
What was Grandma’s favorite saying
Have you done any “recreational” drugs
Are you seriously trying to answer these questions

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Alison A Smith July 3, 2026 at 10:46 PM So many questions so little time. Orange,easy,yes,vanilla,many,far,yes,'I can fix that',no,yes.

Gershon Wolf June 23, 2026 at 8:03 PM Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.... I love it, John. Encore, maestro!

Jeanette Swan June 23, 2026 at 5:34 AM I love how this sounds like a primary school kid - much more fun that AI.

Anne Winter June 23, 2026 at 3:42 AM Too bad Ai can't answer these. LOL! Love this poem.

Ink Empress June 23, 2026 at 2:42 AM Hahah I just love your sense of humor dear John! This made me smile!! Haha

Alison A Smith June 23, 2026 at 2:12 AM Lol love it. My favourite part of using AI is proving it wrong. I do that a lot.

Chetta Achara June 22, 2026 at 11:31 PM ChatGBT says “The pattern here is that most of these questions assume a childhood, a body, and a family history. I have none of those—just a lot of text processing.” At least it’s honest, I think.

Joanna Daniel June 22, 2026 at 8:48 PM Ha ha, really cool, John:)

CayCay Godwin June 22, 2026 at 6:15 PM I can't believe an AI poem made me laugh but this cracked me up in such a healthy, therapeutic way I wish to thank you for same. Nothing AI has ever gained my giggles before. 35 words