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Qualifications For Future Presidents

Release your taxes, no previous guilty verdicts, No trail of stiffed creditors, no history of predatory Sexual activity, no bullying or name calling, No negative opinions of people of color or Preferential opinions of white nationalist organizations, No obvious lying, no golfing when you can't play Without cheating, no cheating on your wife, No picking homophobic vice presidents, Must have a college writing and reading level, No accusing or insulting falsely sitting presidents, Hero senators or opponents, must have a sharp Memory and no bone spurs, don't hire the Best of the best that turn out to be the worst of the worst, No setting policy that hurts America, don't hate those Who don't do your illegal bidding and like those Who kiss your ass, can't be a hypocrite and you can't accuse the media of fake news when you have been fake all your life.

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