Putting A Podiatry Round

Skin felt the pain  

While playing a peaceful golfing game  

Challenging the course’s blister campaign  

Terrorizing the toe  

Forcing a temporary surgical sew  

Oh 

No 

To keep this show  

On the go  

They must know  

Basic health care  

Not to scare  

Removing infected nail  

Transporting remains towards the waste management pail  

Bloody and red  

Now dead  

Left as trash  

Above the fairway grass  

Next to Frank’s Furter  

Who was murdered  

After pork barrel spending  

And over lending  

Worth commending  

Pending  

Cooking the links  

Hearing what others think  

About another medical review  

Of the pinkie one too 

Country club house bound 

And the parfect round   

No bogeys in sight  

Feeling right  

Since all has healed  

Closing the deal  

Without a squeal  

Or scream 

From the green  

Manicured and pristine  

Ready for a four-day dream
Copyright © | Year Posted 2026

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