Put Her Clothes On
Put Her Clothes On
Gave illustrious example of intermingling
As to how it will compare with singling
Someone out from a huge, big crowd
Being exuberant and sexually endowed.
(Who Trump said Hillary isn't.)
Why would you do a thing like that before
To someone you loved and did adore
Then around whole world had to scower
See good looking girl like her in the shower.
To all of the things there has to be a rub
She actually looks better in a bathtub
While in nude seeing each shiny tooth
Would be exposed to in a kissing booth.
Of all what seemed to be biggest surprise
When you looked into her adorable eyes
They always somehow gave you a hint
Horrible husband is running for President.
After being prepared to make mad dash
And with her in bathtub taking a splash
Lovely thing probably has left and gone
Into next room to put clothes back on.
Sure you know who I am talking about
See her having hotdogs with Sauerkraut
Not being able to meet your demands
With weird shaped mouth and little hands.
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
Copyright © James Horn | Year Posted 2016
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