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Put Away the Pears

I tried to have conversation
But they screamed me out of focus
They left me no attention span
By the use of hocus pocus

Oasis is double sag
We see them on display
We want to practice tasting them
Though these **** are not for play

They light up someone’s evening
And they can make someone’s day
But if you saw them all the time
They wouldn’t be that way

They’d just be legs or ankles
Or they’d be a calf or arm
But in our world they’ll always be
A big part of your charm

So please keep them under wraps
I’d rather star my gaze
Than be caught eying those babies up
In a woman’s boast or faze

And just then said the *****
It’s making my head some pain
Just take them out and scream and shout
There’s nothing else to gain.

So listen up you ladies
We don’t need to see your pears
They just make us dopey
Then you complain about our stares

Copyright © | Year Posted 2015




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Date: 2/17/2015 6:32:00 PM
G'day Bill... Thanks for the chuckle Bill. Regards - Lindsay
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