Prozac In My Hard Drive

PROZAC IN MY HARD DRIVE I put Prozac in my hard drive you can't imagine my regret. Now, the cursor finger flips me off, the arrow shakes and sweats. There are incoherent sentences on the address bar with endless threats of suicide that are really quite bizarre. I put Prozac in my hard drive, now when I surf the internet every other word is spelled in a different alphabet. Sometime it's in Cyrillic, sometimes in cuneiform, sometimes in hieroglyphics and sometimes scientific form. I put Prozac in my hard drive and I think I went too far, it spit a CD at me just like a kung fu star. I am getting kind of nervous wondering what is next, I get very threatening messages in very vulgar text. I put Prozac in my hard drive, you know I should have read the black box warning that the package said. I hope I can survive this and pray I don't get mauled while I am waiting for this machine to go through its withdrawals.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012



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Date: 6/10/2012 12:28:00 AM
Ha ha ha ha h....Prozac has it's issues, that's for sure. What fun this rhyme was! :) Gwendolen
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Date: 5/25/2012 3:48:00 AM
Well, at leas the Nightmare has led to a poetic Dream... Terry
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Date: 5/24/2012 11:57:00 PM
Hi John - hehehe.....amusing poem! i liked it - cheers Shaz
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Date: 5/24/2012 11:33:00 PM
hahaha. I am ingrigued. What an intresting concerpt original. I loved it . *SMILES* RON
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