Proxy Dance

Let's all proxy dance... Partner up with a do-si-do Rigged an election don't you know Proxy with a smiling schmo Pulled it off with lots of dough Big Red tried to overturn Peaceful protest then adjourn Proxies promote crash and burn Rigged them scales and justice stern Stumble, stumble all around Smiling schmo keeps falling down Lie, lie, the truth hold down Angry about the wrong pronoun Back, back, back we go Proxy wars we won't forego Dough, dough, lots in tow Buying lots of death and woe AI comes to save us all There's no tale that ain't too tall Bow to it like a captive thrall Turns you into a know-it-all Big mouth up and little brain down Wag your finger all around Hunt down foes like an old coonhound Lawfare, lawfare, comes to town "Lord, Lord, we strayed from You Like smelly little sheep are prone to do We partnered up with the devil's crew What we've reaped is no breakthrough" "Partner up with My Do-Si-Do Saved by grace don't you know Faith in My Son is sin's deathblow Proxy dance with the Spirit's gusto Now bow to your Partner and begin To promenade all around with Him Back you go then forward again As His proxy you will win"