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Proper P Poem Prevailing Presently

Professor Petal, one of Patrick’s prolific pals,
Professed he had a Pollyanna Predisposition
Properly pronouncing pronouns without perky p’s.
A pithy proclivity, providing pollution to Professor Petal’s pronunciations.

Prissy Professor Patty from Prestigious Prussian Planet Philisophi-university,
Precariously prickled, privately at Professor Petal’s Pronoun-predicament.
Prissy Patty promptly planned a plane trip to Professor Petal’s Pre-existing pub.
Where placidly placed, Professor Petal, prevailed as President of Porous Pool Table Pro.

Privacy prevailed, as Professor Patty, presently at Pub, perceived Professor Petal.
Prissy Patty, partook of Paradise Pop-In-Pink Parboils, as she patty-caked in the pub.
Prissy Patty was soon pretty Patty, and Petal took her home, a primed and perfect professor.
Plenty of preemptive laughs prevailed, as they both wondered what pronoun begins with a P anyway?

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018




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Date: 11/23/2018 9:19:00 AM
Really well done, clever and artistic and what seems like it should be so hard to do, you made look easy. This was perfect.
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 11/23/2018 5:20:00 PM
Thank you Chris. I have always been especially fond of the letter P. I was disappointed that I had to add any words that did not start with a P, however, I had to break down.