Proper P Poem Prevailing Presently

Professor Petal, one of Patrick’s prolific pals, Professed he had a Pollyanna Predisposition Properly pronouncing pronouns without perky p’s. A pithy proclivity, providing pollution to Professor Petal’s pronunciations. Prissy Professor Patty from Prestigious Prussian Planet Philisophi-university, Precariously prickled, privately at Professor Petal’s Pronoun-predicament. Prissy Patty promptly planned a plane trip to Professor Petal’s Pre-existing pub. Where placidly placed, Professor Petal, prevailed as President of Porous Pool Table Pro. Privacy prevailed, as Professor Patty, presently at Pub, perceived Professor Petal. Prissy Patty, partook of Paradise Pop-In-Pink Parboils, as she patty-caked in the pub. Prissy Patty was soon pretty Patty, and Petal took her home, a primed and perfect professor. Plenty of preemptive laughs prevailed, as they both wondered what pronoun begins with a P anyway?