Proof I Am An Alien

I developed full blown flare up can’t breathe asthma at age 40, a fact. Got tested and was told my triggers are Ragweed, pollen, oleander plants, perfume, latex and cat. I had lived in a forest for nine years with all kinds of trees, But no Cottonwood trees ever hit this forest’s breeze, Proof I am an alien. The norm in earth world of asthmatic is to be unable to breathe around a Cottonwood tree and be okay around oak or spruce or knotty pine. Not the other way around, and my hearing, why is it tuned so ultra-fine? You can whisper something so tiny no human can make it out except me. I can get so worked up by 9 a sound in Japan makes me drop my morning tea. Proof I am an alien. I have a reversal reaction to medicinal powders and drugs. What puts others instantly to snore-vile keeps me wide awake for three days. Namely valium, sleeping pills, and other super relaxing drugs. Sh, don’t tell the neighbors. But I suspect two of them already kind of know. They have seen my yard piled high with six foot drifts of glistening snow. in July. proof I am an alien.