Prolific
Prolific? can't stop the damn flow
tried hot showers, even cold... nope!
nuttin' works, might try holding my breath...
crap, almost saw my life pass before my eyes
hey, I did some juicy stuff
remember when I grabbed a young filly
on the subway and couldn't understand
why she got so upset... geez
only caressed her parts for ONLY
a moment or so, then I DID thank her
I mean no need to yell and scream like that
what is this world coming to, anyway!!!
another time, a larger than normal (fat) lady
got on our elevator and pressed “2”
we were on the ground floor so I said to her...
“that's only one floor up, you could have walked!”
she answered, “WHAT and lose a pound?”
Cathie and I were on our honeymoon
in Cape Cod at the time and she was wondering
“what the hell did I get myself into”???
that was 18 years ago and she's still wondering!!!
Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2018
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