Wendy Watson Poet Epitaph

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PANED REFLECTIONS

Here lies the glazier, Peter Lee
His wife is shattered, naturally!


LAST NIGHTS ON THE TILES

Alas poor Joe, I knew him well
He fixed my roof before he fell!


SNAKE IN THE GRASS

Here lie the bones of Jones the vet
Inside his boa constrictor pet!


HE KNEW HIS STUFF

Ted,  taxidermist,  here doth lie
He stuffed himself with too much pie!


HAMMERED HOME

Here lies my auctioneer friend, Ron
His final ‘going, going gone!’


14/09/18

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Gregory Richard Barden May 5, 2020 at 10:52 PM These are great! Happy Cinco de Mayo and sincere congratulations for your win in Brian's contest, Wendy - keep up the great work! I hope you are staying safe and sound, My Friend - blessings! :o) <3 Wendy Watson May 8, 2020 at 5:33 AM Thank you for taking the time to read them, Greg. It's fun to write something rather more light-hearted than sonnets at times!

Jesse Rowe September 23, 2018 at 10:38 AM These are just phenomenal. Top notch, each. Wendy Watson April 12, 2020 at 12:51 PM I'm glad that they were appreciated,Jesse.

Caren Krutsinger September 23, 2018 at 6:15 AM The taxidermist one made me spit out my morning coffee. What a terrific imagination you have, it is on fire today! Wendy Watson April 12, 2020 at 12:51 PM Belated thanks for reading and commenting,Caren.

Jack Horne September 16, 2018 at 1:08 PM LOL, you deserve to take first place with these gems Wendy Watson April 12, 2020 at 12:51 PM Thank you for your enthusiasm!

Tom Cunningham September 15, 2018 at 4:22 AM Love these Wendy, you can do mine lol. Tom Wendy Watson September 15, 2018 at 4:37 AM Thank you, Tom. Now which one do I choose?!

Kim Rodrigues September 14, 2018 at 7:38 PM My favorite is Snake In The Grass. Hammered Home is clever too!

Rico Leffanta September 14, 2018 at 5:22 PM Thanks for the laughs! Aloha! Rico Wendy Watson April 12, 2020 at 12:50 PM Thank you for your continued encouragement,Rico.