Professional Epitaphs

PANED REFLECTIONS Here lies the glazier, Peter Lee His wife is shattered, naturally! LAST NIGHTS ON THE TILES Alas poor Joe, I knew him well He fixed my roof before he fell! SNAKE IN THE GRASS Here lie the bones of Jones the vet Inside his boa constrictor pet! HE KNEW HIS STUFF Ted, taxidermist, here doth lie He stuffed himself with too much pie! HAMMERED HOME Here lies my auctioneer friend, Ron His final ‘going, going gone!’ 14/09/18