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Prior President and Husband

Prior President and Husband

To anyone of you did it recently occur
Either stayed in House or still a Senator
Lacking ability after another ability
While rapidly on their way to senility.

Nomad may be assigned nomenclature
From slim pickings emanated caricature
In their life not knowing what is prevalent
Or friendly fools who have become benevolent.

Has been determined attitude is despicable
Nervous behavior that is highly predictable
Instead of home telling tells that are spun
Maybe for President he should start to run.

Will Rogers theory is one which I will apply
Ain't supposed to find apples in cherry pie
And behind should never leave your pillow
After you have been bare in a bordello.

Message to me from God He recently sent
If pretty and pleasing run for President
While over American herd you are riding
Husband will keep you from back-sliding.

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016




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