Lim'Rik Flats Poet Footle

Primary Potty Pithology

potty train
small brain

to loo
till through

turn light
on bright

pee or poo?
one or two?

wee boy
has toy

great fun
small bum 

wee kid
lift lid

on stool 
hold tool

small wee
big pee

shower
power

aim, fire
no! higher!

whoops, missed
mom pissed

kid frown
sit down

boo hoo
no poo

big push
wipe tush

now flush
big gush!

old rule
close stool

small sink
succinct

faucets turn
don’t burn!

soap cup
wash up

scrubba dub
(not in tub)

rinse off
small scoff

towel dry
give a try

shutoff light
outta sight

repeat
so sweet

lesson learned
didies burned

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Eve Roper December 7, 2016 at 10:43 AM hahaha.... oh so funny little boys and also big boys ,, John, a very good one. Hugs Eve Lim'Rik Flats December 8, 2016 at 8:49 AM Hi Eve. I think the aiming part only gets worse;-). Huggerdoodles! ~ j

Paloma P December 6, 2016 at 10:46 AM How did I exist before your potty footles? I needed that. :) Lim'Rik Flats December 8, 2016 at 8:50 AM by metaphysical distonations;-)

Arthur Vaso December 5, 2016 at 9:34 PM I nearly P**** my P**** well you get the idea! Great write! Lim'Rik Flats December 7, 2016 at 8:09 AM remedial training is available;-)

Nette Onclaud December 4, 2016 at 11:26 AM so witty and a fun read, john... you made me smile today!..huggs Lim'Rik Flats December 5, 2016 at 8:20 AM Yay! Mission accomplished;-). huggadoodles and oreos ~ j

Daniel Turner December 4, 2016 at 9:04 AM John, in the south we potty train little boys, by teaching the to go outside and pee on something, Kind of like a game. Works every time. Love the humor:) Lim'Rik Flats December 4, 2016 at 9:32 AM That's still one of my favorite sports! ;-)

Cheryl Hoffman December 4, 2016 at 8:58 AM Made me smile John; kind of glad those potty training days are over with! (Till I have grandkids one day that is!) Cheerios~Che Lim'Rik Flats December 5, 2016 at 8:17 AM Maybe they'll be "self cleaning" ;-)

Alexis Y. December 4, 2016 at 8:49 AM Lol! This footle took me down memory lane. When my lil man was getting potty trained. Me likes:-) Alexis PS. I will leave out the smelly and messy details. Lim'Rik Flats December 5, 2016 at 8:16 AM Thanks for that! :-)

Jan Allison December 4, 2016 at 8:14 AM you've gone potty over footles John lol:-) hugs jan xx Lim'Rik Flats December 5, 2016 at 8:16 AM ;-) Huggapoos ~ j