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Primary Potty Pithology

potty train
small brain

to loo
till through

turn light
on bright

pee or poo?
one or two?

wee boy
has toy

great fun
small bum 

wee kid
lift lid

on stool 
hold tool

small wee
big pee

shower
power

aim, fire
no! higher!

whoops, missed
mom pissed

kid frown
sit down

boo hoo
no poo

big push
wipe tush

now flush
big gush!

old rule
close stool

small sink
succinct

faucets turn
don’t burn!

soap cup
wash up

scrubba dub
(not in tub)

rinse off
small scoff

towel dry
give a try

shutoff light
outta sight

repeat
so sweet

lesson learned
didies burned

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Eve Roper Date: 12/7/2016 10:43:00 AM hahaha.... oh so funny little boys and also big boys ,, John, a very good one. Hugs Eve Login to Reply Lim'Rik Flats Date: 12/8/2016 8:49:00 AM Hi Eve. I think the aiming part only gets worse;-). Huggerdoodles! ~ j

Paloma P Date: 12/6/2016 10:46:00 AM How did I exist before your potty footles? I needed that. :) Login to Reply Lim'Rik Flats Date: 12/8/2016 8:50:00 AM by metaphysical distonations;-)

Arthur Vaso Date: 12/5/2016 9:34:00 PM I nearly P**** my P**** well you get the idea! Great write! Login to Reply Lim'Rik Flats Date: 12/7/2016 8:09:00 AM remedial training is available;-)

Nette Onclaud Date: 12/4/2016 11:26:00 AM so witty and a fun read, john... you made me smile today!..huggs Login to Reply Lim'Rik Flats Date: 12/5/2016 8:20:00 AM Yay! Mission accomplished;-). huggadoodles and oreos ~ j

Daniel Turner Date: 12/4/2016 9:04:00 AM John, in the south we potty train little boys, by teaching the to go outside and pee on something, Kind of like a game. Works every time. Love the humor:) Login to Reply Lim'Rik Flats Date: 12/4/2016 9:32:00 AM That's still one of my favorite sports! ;-)

Cheryl Hoffman Date: 12/4/2016 8:58:00 AM Made me smile John; kind of glad those potty training days are over with! (Till I have grandkids one day that is!) Cheerios~Che Login to Reply Lim'Rik Flats Date: 12/5/2016 8:17:00 AM Maybe they'll be "self cleaning" ;-)

Alexis Y. Date: 12/4/2016 8:49:00 AM Lol! This footle took me down memory lane. When my lil man was getting potty trained. Me likes:-) Alexis PS. I will leave out the smelly and messy details. Login to Reply Lim'Rik Flats Date: 12/5/2016 8:16:00 AM Thanks for that! :-)

Jan Allison Date: 12/4/2016 8:14:00 AM you've gone potty over footles John lol:-) hugs jan xx Login to Reply Lim'Rik Flats Date: 12/5/2016 8:16:00 AM ;-) Huggapoos ~ j