Primary Potty Pithology

potty train small brain to loo till through turn light on bright pee or poo? one or two? wee boy has toy great fun small bum wee kid lift lid on stool hold tool small wee big pee shower power aim, fire no! higher! whoops, missed mom pissed kid frown sit down boo hoo no poo big push wipe tush now flush big gush! old rule close stool small sink succinct faucets turn don’t burn! soap cup wash up scrubba dub (not in tub) rinse off small scoff towel dry give a try shutoff light outta sight repeat so sweet lesson learned didies burned