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primary potty pithology

potty train
small brain

to loo
till through

turn light
on bright

pee or poo?
one or two?

wee boy
has toy

great fun
small bum 

wee kid
lift lid

on stool 
hold tool

small wee
big pee

shower
power

aim, fire
no! higher!

whoops, missed
mom pissed

kid frown
sit down

boo hoo
no poo

big push
wipe tush

now flush
big gush!

old rule
close stool

small sink
succinct

faucets turn
don’t burn!

soap cup
wash up

scrubba dub
(not in tub)

rinse off
small scoff

towel dry
give a try

shutoff light
outta sight

repeat
so sweet

lesson learned
didies burned

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Date: 12/7/2016 10:43:00 AM
hahaha.... oh so funny little boys and also big boys ,, John, a very good one. Hugs Eve
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Date: 12/8/2016 8:49:00 AM
Hi Eve. I think the aiming part only gets worse;-). Huggerdoodles! ~ j
Date: 12/6/2016 10:46:00 AM
How did I exist before your potty footles? I needed that. :)
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Date: 12/8/2016 8:50:00 AM
by metaphysical distonations;-)
Date: 12/5/2016 9:34:00 PM
I nearly P**** my P**** well you get the idea! Great write!
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Date: 12/7/2016 8:09:00 AM
remedial training is available;-)
Date: 12/4/2016 11:26:00 AM
so witty and a fun read, john... you made me smile today!..huggs
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Date: 12/5/2016 8:20:00 AM
Yay! Mission accomplished;-). huggadoodles and oreos ~ j
Date: 12/4/2016 9:04:00 AM
John, in the south we potty train little boys, by teaching the to go outside and pee on something, Kind of like a game. Works every time. Love the humor:)
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Date: 12/4/2016 9:32:00 AM
That's still one of my favorite sports! ;-)
Date: 12/4/2016 8:58:00 AM
Made me smile John; kind of glad those potty training days are over with! (Till I have grandkids one day that is!) Cheerios~Che
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Date: 12/5/2016 8:17:00 AM
Maybe they'll be "self cleaning" ;-)
Date: 12/4/2016 8:49:00 AM
Lol! This footle took me down memory lane. When my lil man was getting potty trained. Me likes:-) Alexis PS. I will leave out the smelly and messy details.
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Date: 12/5/2016 8:16:00 AM
Thanks for that! :-)
Date: 12/4/2016 8:14:00 AM
you've gone potty over footles John lol:-) hugs jan xx
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Date: 12/5/2016 8:16:00 AM
;-) Huggapoos ~ j