Priest Who Uses a Pacifier
Priest Has Great Looking Hair
Hair looked great when Priest used dryer,
He has become known as prudent pacifier;
With long feet;
Voice so sweet;
Loved choir while wearing their attire.
Choir Never Liked Their Attire
Choir never did like their attire though,
And into trash they would rather throw;
Appearance poor,
And want no more,
While saying that God had told them so.
Disaster Did Strike In the Valley
A religious revival had become a rally;
Choir went on strike so we took a tally,
And lost count,
Of the amount;
Badly sang so buried them in the valley.
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Choir members said that vestments made
them look like Baptists who were catalyst
for being abundant Episcopalian analysts.
Copyright © James Horn | Year Posted 2019
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