Prickly Pete's Close Shave

Ol’ Pete he had a new gal friend that he wanted to prank— His idear was to shoot her silhouette like Buckskin Frank! It was Frank Leslie that first shot holes all around his girl— So Pete thought he’d do it too or at least give it a whirl! But what he did not count on was the mettle of that dame— After he pulled his little trick, he never was the same! He did not know her fuse was short and she practiced with knives— And that her list of beaus was long and how most lost their lives! So when he commenced to shootin’ round his new love, Molly, She done started throwin’ knives and ‘bout clipped him, by golly! Pete learned his lesson as she sat down and played piano— As he pulled out knives thrown south that near made him soprano. And Prickly swore that nevermore would he shoot at his mate— At least not wives that packed sharp knives and would likely castrate!