Previously-Owned Car For Sale

Previously-Owned Car for Sale By Elton Camp (This write assumes knowledge of the TV program “The Dukes of Hazzard.”) This car just simply runs like a dream That it can fly, it does almost seem It’s owners so smoothly get in and out The doors never loudly slammed about The car windows are always kept down It’s the most aired-out car that is around Driving country roads you’ll never hate It almost makes them seem as if straight Even if it should somehow get a dent or two Just an hour later, the car looks like new The suspension’s redone, front end realigned So it should never fail and leave you in a bind It was mainly driven by two fine young men Often used to transport their elderly uncle in How much they loved the car you can see Since they named it General Robert E. Lee So if it is a noteworthy automobile you seek This is one that can be described as “unique” Come on around and buy this vehicle for a song You can be certain that it won’t last very long